The Bizarre Ramblings of a Sane Madman

The Bizarre Ramblings of a Sane Madman was written to stretch your mind and imagination and let you share in the thoughts that permeate my brain.... hopefully it will make you laugh and stop to realize the multitude of absurdities we encounter on a daily basis.... i hired an assistant to stand next to me while i wrote this book and slap me silly every time i started to rant ramble be random or get a little wacky. .. he quit after the first day... lucky you or wait.....maybe not. i grew up on long island.. went to the university of fla..where i was introduced to the often insane brilliant off the wall writings of hunter s thompson... his style and free thinking was a source of inspiration to write in the chosen text... miraculously i graduated with a bs in finance in 4 years .... after college i drove solo cross country and lived in LA for a year contemplating stand-up comedy or writing a sit com... neither transpired... so i headed back to New York embarking on a career in finance and the unsuspecting yet wild world of boiler rooms and penny stocks... after burning out i started an insurance consulting company successfully selling it and retiring at the age of 48... along the way two friends told me to write a book... on what i asked... they both said " i don't know.. you just need write a book"