Rescue Your Own Damn Self

Rescue Your Own Damn Self is a straight-talking, raw, and funny dissection of fairy tales, fables, rom-coms, and storybook "happily ever afters" rolled up with honest life lessons and empowering "aha" moments. When you're not cheering, "Damn right," you'll be ugly crying into a handful of tissues as Lori helps you realize that life isn't all rainbows and unicorns, despite being fed a lifelong diet of unattainable role models and idiotic ideals! We aren't here to be saved by Disney's Prince Charming or swept off our feet by a handsome Hollywood hunk who declares that we "complete" them. We are our own freakin' fierce warrior goddesses, swinging the sword and slaying our dragons, along with a few exes! We need to be the strong and sexy heroes of our own epic stories. We can straighten our own tiaras, fix our bestie's crown, and climb out of the damn tower ourselves, like the vixens we were all born to be. We won't allow fairy tales to define or disappoint us. We can create our own messy, imperfect, titillating tales. Bad decisions and heartaches won't break us. We don't need a bunch of king's men to try and put us together again because we've got resilience, perseverance, and the strength to rescue our own damn self! Lori Mork shares her cheeky, clever, and quirky take on what it means to be a woman in today's society. With all of her badass sass, Lori divulges juicy stories of tragic tumbles, fearless failures, and the uncharted yellow brick road of life filled with courage, love, and smarts. Are you ready to take all the shit that's been thrown at you and throw it right back? Good! Then put on your pj's, pour yourself a cocktail, and let's get real about embracing the saucy adventure that is your life. Rescue Your Own Damn Self ditches the fairy tale and rom-com crap, and teaches you to live sassily ever after! ABOUT THE AUTHOR Lori Mork is a fierce and dynamic best-selling author, kick-ass motivational speaker, and wellness and empowerment coach who has helped thousands of women worldwide reclaim their lives, own their truth, and step into their power by sharing her own authentic story, unapologetically. She helps you bring your sexy back-deep within your mind and body and in relationships with others. A lover of unlimited Pinot Grigio (with ice), Lori is your good times gal, your older sister preaching all things advice, and your mama bear who always has your back all rolled into one feisty and fiercely loyal friend who is not afraid to lay it on the line: "Life's too short to feel like shit! Why stay trapped like some helpless damsel in distress when we already possess all the tools to escape and create our own sassy fairy tale!"